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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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