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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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