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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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