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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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