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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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