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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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It escapes me.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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