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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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