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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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