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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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