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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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