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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Yisro Whale

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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