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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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