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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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