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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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