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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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