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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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