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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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