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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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