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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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