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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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A paradigm.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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