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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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