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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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