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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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