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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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