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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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