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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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