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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Akiva Lane
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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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