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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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