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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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