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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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