Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

3393
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

823
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

63
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

767
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

2836
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

2677
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

2273
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

1210
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

147
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

702
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

1161
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

3082