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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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