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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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