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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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