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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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