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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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