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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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