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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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