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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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