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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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