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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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