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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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