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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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