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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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