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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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