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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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