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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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