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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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