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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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