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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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