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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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