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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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