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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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