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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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