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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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