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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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