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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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