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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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