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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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