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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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