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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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