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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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