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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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