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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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