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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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