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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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