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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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