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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Gaucho Marx

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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