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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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