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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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