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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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