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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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