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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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