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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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