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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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