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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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