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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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