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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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