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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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