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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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