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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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