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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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