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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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