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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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