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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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