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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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