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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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