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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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