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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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