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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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