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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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