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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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