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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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