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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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