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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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