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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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