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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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