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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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