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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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