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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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