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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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