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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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