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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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