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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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