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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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