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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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