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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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