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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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