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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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