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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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