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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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