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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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