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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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