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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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