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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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