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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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