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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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