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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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