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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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