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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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