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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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