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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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