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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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