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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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