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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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