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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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