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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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