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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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