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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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