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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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