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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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