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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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